The Week That Was

Agenda items for the debrief (some names HAVE been changed to protect the guilty):

A. Decades in the making: The Beautiful and Her King
- honorable mentions: stepmoms, sisters in law, and other admirers of The Infamous
1. Post nuptial activities:
- Prime parking in Adams Morgan, Chili Burgers, Nigerian Pharmacists, and "Check box other"

B. Birth control in the pre-menopausal era (RU486?, No, I'm The Infamous....age 33)
1. Foot massages and other Toe curling adventures
2. "We are 35!"

C. If these walls could talk, they would cuss a bitch out: Dat Great Chick and the housing hullabaloo
1. The house by the lake and other places to kill a nigga
2. The trash incident
- Funerals and other occasions to riot (timing and tone)

D. Silent and Naked: and other directives in the Bible
1. Long live the docile bitch!
2. One round dude and the longest ride home
- Definition of a bachelorette: Spoiled, stubborn, daddies girls who won't fuck horses or any other animals
3. Flaws and other reasons not to date on the internet

E. Cincy's Finest and the trip to Planned Parenthood that wasn't

F. ??? - as in WHAT the ???

G. Cincy's Finest's Monday Morning Clock Debacle

H. Myspace.com
H2.0 The Infamous' social circle
H2.1 The Infamous, one of the dog faces, the sister-in-law, and anyone else I need to repair bridges with.

I. "I can't believe that negro came out his mouth with...." - is THIS what it's come to? THESE are my choices?

It's ONLY Tuesday....