Always a bridesmaid....

It is THAT season in my life, clearly, so let the bulimia kick in!

I swear, all these weddings, bridal showers, and bachelorette parties and bridezillas formerly known as friends.....

I do believe I will throw up at least 2,000 times over the next 6-18 months, so I should damn well be able to fit into a dress.

Lets not forget the upcoming baby showers for those that have already made their way down an aisle.

2,000 times...just a lil' bit. In my mouth.

Best friends
Sister
Old friends
New friends

Everybody is getting hitched like it's 1999....or better yet, 2009. The world MUST be coming to an end. I wish I had a date....

..::SO much more to come, it's not even comical::..